I know "The End is Nigh!" and "Revelations" are just cuts and pastes from one of my other blogs but I have decided to move them to this blog. I put them on the other blog before I thought of doing this one.
I do not necessarily believe everything I report here, but it appears as if there is something at work in this "wonderful" world of ours and I figure that I'll just report on everything and see if someone else can make the connections. My beliefs are subject to change as new information comes to light anyhow.
If you wanted to find out some information about me, I recommend reading through some of the posts on my other blogs as I cannot be bothered to write some more stuff about me.
Friday, 23 May 2008
Revelations
Here's the boring, just-setting-the scene bit. I'm quite sure someone could probably turn this into something sinister, but if I wanted to do it, it would take way too much effort on my part and I have shit to do (and I don't want to be giving 'Illuminati' any ideas now).
1 The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant John: 2 Who bare record of the word of God, and of the testimony of Jesus Christ, and of all things that he saw. 3 Blessed is he that readeth, and they that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written therein: for the time is at hand. 4 John to the seven churches which are in Asia: Grace be unto you, and peace, from him which is, and which was, and which is to come; and from the seven Spirits which are before his throne; 5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood, 6 And hath made us kings and priests unto God and his Father; to him be glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen. 7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen. 8 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty. 9 I John, who also am your brother, and companion in tribulation, and in the kingdom and patience of Jesus Christ, was in the isle that is called Patmos, for the word of God, and for the testimony of Jesus Christ. 10 I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet, 11 Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea. 12 And I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And being turned, I saw seven golden candlesticks; 13 And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle. 14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire; 15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters. 16 And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength. 17 And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. And he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last: 18 I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death. 19 Write the things which thou hast seen, and the things which are, and the things which shall be hereafter; 20 The mystery of the seven stars which thou sawest in my right hand, and the seven golden candlesticks. The seven stars are the angels of the seven churches: and the seven candlesticks which thou sawest are the seven churches.
1 The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant John: 2 Who bare record of the word of God, and of the testimony of Jesus Christ, and of all things that he saw. 3 Blessed is he that readeth, and they that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written therein: for the time is at hand. 4 John to the seven churches which are in Asia: Grace be unto you, and peace, from him which is, and which was, and which is to come; and from the seven Spirits which are before his throne; 5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood, 6 And hath made us kings and priests unto God and his Father; to him be glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen. 7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen. 8 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty. 9 I John, who also am your brother, and companion in tribulation, and in the kingdom and patience of Jesus Christ, was in the isle that is called Patmos, for the word of God, and for the testimony of Jesus Christ. 10 I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet, 11 Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea. 12 And I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And being turned, I saw seven golden candlesticks; 13 And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle. 14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire; 15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters. 16 And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength. 17 And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. And he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last: 18 I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death. 19 Write the things which thou hast seen, and the things which are, and the things which shall be hereafter; 20 The mystery of the seven stars which thou sawest in my right hand, and the seven golden candlesticks. The seven stars are the angels of the seven churches: and the seven candlesticks which thou sawest are the seven churches.
The End is Nigh!
Seems to me that the wrong people (Illuminati, NWO, the US government, the Iranian government, the Israeli government, space aliens, illegal immigrants, capitalists, socialists, communists, national socialists, etc. etc.) have gotten ahold of a copy of the Bible. It is my theory that the psychotic ruling elites of the world have gotten ahold of the Bible and are currently engaged in convincing the Christian population that Revelations is happening. Now! (And I've even met non-Christians who are starting to think that the Christians were right all along.)
So how easy would it be for the ruling elites to convince people that Revelations is true? I don't know, but I'm about to find out. So, who are the ruling elites? Well, there have been many, many suggestions. I recommend choosing your favourite conspiracy theory (or episode of the X-files) and calling the ruling elites by whatever name the conspiracy theory (or the X-files) calls them. I'm going to call them 'Illuminati' as that seems as good as a name as any and most people are familiar with it.
Over the course of several posts, I'm going to look at Revelations and then look at what has happened for people (mainly Christians) to think that these things 'predicted' are coming true.
I'll be using the King James version of the Bible. For all you Americans out there, this is nothing to be afraid of. I know you lot have a problem with what you consider to be Old English, but as it is in modern English you shouldn't have any problems with it. If it was written in Old English, you'd only be able to understand about 100 words of it anyhow. Just because most of Yankland considers something to be Old English, doesn't mean that it is. To see what actual Old English is, please go here.
So how easy would it be for the ruling elites to convince people that Revelations is true? I don't know, but I'm about to find out. So, who are the ruling elites? Well, there have been many, many suggestions. I recommend choosing your favourite conspiracy theory (or episode of the X-files) and calling the ruling elites by whatever name the conspiracy theory (or the X-files) calls them. I'm going to call them 'Illuminati' as that seems as good as a name as any and most people are familiar with it.
Over the course of several posts, I'm going to look at Revelations and then look at what has happened for people (mainly Christians) to think that these things 'predicted' are coming true.
I'll be using the King James version of the Bible. For all you Americans out there, this is nothing to be afraid of. I know you lot have a problem with what you consider to be Old English, but as it is in modern English you shouldn't have any problems with it. If it was written in Old English, you'd only be able to understand about 100 words of it anyhow. Just because most of Yankland considers something to be Old English, doesn't mean that it is. To see what actual Old English is, please go here.
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